Spike: >>306359
R: …
S: Why were you drunk, anyway?
R: I… was just… drowning my sorrows… after realising that you were my true love…
S: Okay… that totally wasn’t insulting…
R: Oh goodness… Spike… we didn’t - do it - did we??
S: Oh, Rarity, no! I would never take advantage of you like that!
R: Oh… Spike!! Now I love you even when I’m sober!!!
S: Now that TOTALLY wasn’t insulting! I love you too Rarity!!