PixelKitties:  
Have you ever thought to yourself- “Hey, you handsome devil. Wouldn’t be awesome if there was an incredible product that combined clothing, ponies, and 1980s action movies?” If so, then your moment has arrived (At least until I complete my line of pony underpants based on Sylvester Stallone in Cobra)
 
You can get my D209 shirt featuring Derpy and a rather impatient enforcement droid from the amazing folks at We Love Fine! Watch in awe as your friends surrender their delicious, flaky pastries to you! Rest easy in the security assurance that comes from 50mm vulcan cannons wielded by a wall-eyed pony!