Again, was browsing tv tropes around the time this idea was conceived.

"Gag penis. Implied to be big as the sun is bright but not shown."-Tv tropes, probably.

Sweetcream Scoops drilled a few holes into the Apple families shower wall, and makes a few(thousand) extra bits letting mares see what they fantasize about so often. How she didn't get caught is anyone's guess. And because I read the comics and consider them canon when it suits me, Mac has so far attracted Sweetcream's biggest clients.

Now if she can just get the mayor to omit her tax issues, she'll be set.