“Hey, uh, I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve been looking my way all night, bub. Don’t worry, I’m not offended, only curious. I’ve never seen you in Green Neigh before, are you passing through or trading?”
“Oh? You’re moving in? You’re moving here of all places?”
“Heh, just kidding!”
“Between you and me, buddy, we could do with a few new faces around here. It might even liven things up. Things are very quiet and peaceful in this town. Quiet to the point that there are no shops open beyond 6pm on a weekday, and only this bar stays open beyond 10pm on any day…And it can get pretty boring, you know?”
“But I digress, you’re clearly interested in me for some reason, and I’m curious to know what it is about plain old me that has caught your attention?”