The FlimFlam Bros. Travelling Circus is very proud of its headlining acts: the mystical, alluring, and extremely flexible “Tapestried Gryffin”, Gilda; and the musclebound “Strong Man”, Bulk Biceps. Together with Siamese twins Lotus and Aloe, a colony of performing Bushwoolies, and a creature living in a glass tank billed as “The Last Seapony”, they make up the circus’ semi-acrobatic “freak show” segment.
 
Yes, I have bushwoolies in this AU, deal with it ^_
 
Gilda and Bulk bicker a lot, but in fact they have a very close bond and are best of friends, trading recipes and back-massages over casual arm-wrestling competitions. They’re both pretty good cooks/bakers, and often secretly bake cakes for each other’s birthdays and leave them in each other’s wagons, then pretend not to know anything about it later. Friendship and dignity, man.
 
-Shelle