Also Known As: Best Fucking Pony.
“Darling, it’s not the shorts or the entire ensemble that make my rump look fat, that’s never the case. The truth is, I’ve got a big, round, voluptuous posterior, and I make a point of wearing outfits that do nothing to mask that. On the contrary, I aim to draw attention TO my glorious, perfect, award-winning ASS.”
It HAS won awards.
Like the “Find Something Applejack Likes Eating More Than Apples” award.