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Ah, and here’s a quote from one of the fanfictions that Twilight spawns:
“Act IV, Scene III, continued
Spike
Certainly not, kind sir! I’m just here to tidy up your chambers.
Anon
Is that all you’ve come here for, little one? My chambers?
Spike
I have no clue what you’re implying, master. I’m just a lowly, shortstacked dragon.
Anon
Indeed you are, my diminutive dragon. And quite efficient, I must say. Such compact stature and a remarkable tail.
Spike
You flatter me, sir!
Anon
Fear not. You’re safe here with me.
Spike
I must complete my tasks, sir. The mistress will have my scales if I don’t!
Anon
Tasks, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my scepter.
Spike
But it’s massive! It could take me all night!
Anon
Plenty of time, my dear Spike. Plenty of time.
END OF ACT IV, SCENE III”
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