“I really don’t want to change your bandages again this soon. Stop trying to make a mess because that isn’t going to go in there.”
“Mmmrph mmmpph mmm mmmfmm!”
“If you want real food, maybe you shouldn’t have tried to up your own ante by trying to tame an Ursa Minor. And in front of an entirely yak audience of all things!”
“Mrrrrrmphmmm…”
“I’ll admit it was pretty funny that all your injuries were from the panicking yaks; that bear just wanted out of there, really.”
muffled moans of great and all-encompassing pain
“Don’t feel so bad, Trixie. At least you finally got me into this ‘sexy nurse’ outfit you got for me that I said I’d never ever wear. Granted, I don’t think this counts as ‘role-play’ if only one of us is pretending…”