I’m not a fan of crystal fairs,  
there are so many stairs  
DHX was pulling at the strings  
Something terrible is happening  
within the Hasbro team  
writing overused, redundant themes  
 
Why did they use you? I haven’t got a clue.  
And even GAK, got more screentime than youuuuuuu -  
 
Sombra, whatever have you done?  
Your character was undeveloped, and just wasn’t fun.  
Sombra, whatever did they do  
To leave your tale in disarray?  
 
Sombra, why did you take the throne  
to end up on the premiere just to wind up so alone  
Sombra, we won’t take it anymore  
So take your broken horn away  
 
I’m fine with a good heave and ho, and then just letting go  
throw my wife over a balcony  
Why do you even bother start wanting that crystal heart  
Getting beat by Spikey wikey  
 
Why did they use you? I haven’t got a clue.  
And even GAK, got more screentime than youuuuuuu -  
 
Sombra, whatever have you done?  
Your character was undeveloped, and just wasn’t fun.  
Sombra, whatever did they do  
To leave your tale in disarray?  
 
Sombra, why did you take the throne  
to end up on the premiere just to wind up so alone  
Sombra, we won’t take it anymore  
So take your broken horn away  
 
Sombra, whatever have you done?  
Your character was undeveloped, and just wasn’t fun.  
Sombra, whatever did they do  
To leave your tale in disarray?  
 
Sombra, why did you take the throne  
to end up on the premiere just to wind up so alone  
Sombra, we won’t take it anymore  
So take your broken horn away