(Students gather in the auditorium)
 
Keyframe: So, Mikey’s gonna sing a scottish song? This should be interesting.
 
Sweetie Bloom: Eh? Got nothing better to do.
 
Eliora: Just be glad you two weren’t there when Maddie heard the news-
 
Mad Munchkin: I can’t tell you how proud I am at this moment!
 
(The song begins. Snips knits a quilt, Big Mac plays the bagpipes, and Snails eats haggis. Then Mikey walks in on stilts)
 
[Mikey]
 
I dance on stilts
 
While he knits quilts
 
Mad Munchkin: Nice quilt!
 
[Mikey]
 
I sing with simulated Scottish highland lilt!
 
Mad Munchkin: Aw, beautiful!
 
[Mikey]
 
He plays his bagpipes, eats haggis melts
 
Mad Munchkin: Haggis!
 
[Mikey]
 
We feel so smart in our red tartan Scottish kilts
 
Mad Munchkin: Sing it, lads!
 
[Mikey, Snips & Snails, and Big Mac]
 
In our red tartan kilts, we feel so smart in our red tartan Scottish kilts
 
Mad Munchkin: Technically, you stitch a quilt, but otherwise lovely!
 
Jasper Pie: Top of the morning to you! (Pulls a lever and changes the background to ireland.)
 
Mad Munchkin: I’ll have you know that’s not in Scotland!
 
[Mikey]
 
I dance on stilts
 
Mad Munchkin: Excuse me, sir!
 
[Mikey]
 
He stitches quilts
 
(Snips knits a irish quilt)
 
Mad Munchkin: (tries to pull the quilt from Snips) What’cha doing with that shamrock?
 
[Mikey]
 
I sing with simulated Northern Irish lilt!
 
Mad Munchkin: Irish?!
 
[Mikey]
 
He plays his whistle
 
(Big Mac plays an irish flute)
 
Mad Munchkin: What?
 
[Mikey]
 
Eats salted smelts
 
(Snails eats kippers)
 
Mad Munchkin: It’s not on the menu!
 
[Mikey]
 
We feel so smart in our green tartan Irish kilts
 
Mad Munchkin: I got nothing on my Irish, mates!
 
[Mikey, Snips & Snails, and Big Mac]
 
In our green tartan kilts, we feel so smart in our green tartan Irish kilts!
 
Mad Munchkin: But this is a Scottish song!
 
Jasper Pie: Chip, chip, cheerio! (Pulls the lever again, changing the background to England)
 
Mad Munchkin: Oh no!
 
[Mikey]
 
I dance on stilts
 
He stitches quilts
 
(Snips knits a british quilt)
 
Mad Munchkin: What are you doing!!!!????
 
[Mikey]
 
I sing with simulated English Cockney lilt!
 
Mad Munchkin: (shouts, making Mikey fall off his stilts) ENGLISH?!
 
[Mikey]
 
He plays his trumpet
 
(Big Mac plays a trumpet until Mad Munchkin steals it)
 
Eats crumpet melts
 
Mad Munchkin: (steals the crumpet before Snails can eat it) Give me that crumpet!
 
[Mikey]
 
We feel so smart in our St. George’s English kilts!
 
Mad Munchkin: Well, ya shouldn’t!
 
[Mikey, Snips & Snails, and Big Mac]
 
In our St. George’s kilts, we feel so smart in our St. George’s English kilts!
 
Jasper Pie: Howdy y’all! (Pulls the lever yet again, changing the background to America)
 
Mad Munchkin: (grabs him by the vest) Stop it you! You’re ruining my moment!
 
[Mikey]
 
I dance on stilts
 
He stitches quilts
 
(Snips knits an American flag quilt)
 
Mad Munchkin: American?!
 
[Mikey]
 
I sing with ordinary unaccented lilt!
 
(Mad Munchkin has tied up Jasper in a a kilt and shoved a haggis in his mouth, while pulling the lever repeatedly, desperately trying to change the background back to Scotland but only ends up changing it to more american scenes)
 
Mad Munchkin: Oh, I’m feeling dizzy.
 
[Mikey]
 
He plays his banjo
 
(Big Mac plays a banjo)
 
Eats cheddar melts
 
(Snails eats a cheese burger)
 
Mad Munchkin: I’m breaking up!
 
[Mikey]
 
We feel so smart in our star-spangled striped kilts!
 
[Mikey, Snips & Snails, and Big Mac]
 
In our star-spangeled kilts, we feel so smart in our star-spangled striped kilts!
 
We feel so smart in our star-spangled striped kilts!
 
Mad Munchkin: Ughhh! (Faints)
 
(Keyframe, Sweetie Bloom, and Eliora burst out laughing)
 
Eliora: Well, it’s safe to say that Maddie livined thing up!
 
Keyframe: Yeah!
 
Sweetie Bloom: I’ll say!
 
Dr Wolf: I thought it was a fun repicentaion of European to American culture. By the way, I hope Maddie’s alright.
 
(Snips & Snails carry her off)
 
Mikey: Is she gonna be ok?
 
Mary Sue: (peeks out from behind the background) Just give him some scotch tape and butterscotch. She’ll be fine.
 
Mad Munchkin: Oh, my bonnie lies over the ocean!
 
 
TriviaThis is my first Equestria Ninja Girls art to feature some of the Bronyalysis.Originally, Bulk Biceps was gonna be the third back up singer, but I changed it to Big Mac.
 
 
Song “Stilts and Kilts” from Veggietales.
 
Equestria Ninja Girls by DarkMagicianmon