Here we travel back in time a bit to find Felonwood and her best friend Shimmy Shake, excited for a night of square dancing in the attendance of their main squeezes (mane squeezes?). Felonwood is being escorted by her tres beau fiance Ponderosa Stomp, whilst Shimmy finally got her crush Claude Twistimane to put down his art supplies for a few hours and come cut a rug.

Known roughneck Ponderosa, regardless of his alligator-punching reputation, always takes date night with his sweet “confiture de poire” very seriously. With his 5XL oxford so well pressed and his epic mutton chops so epically muttony, is it any wonder she calls him her fancy man? Meanwhile, while the typically taciturn Claude may have zero interest in shaking it on the dance floor, he does kind of like Shimmy…and sweet simmering Celestia on Soul Train, can Shimmy ever dance…

For your records, Shimmy Shake is no relation to Sunset Shimmer. Different breed of shimmying entirely. Shimmy DID however go on to marry Claude and mother young master Truffle Shuffle. Shimmy is an OC, though her name is based on an unseen character who was mentioned in an extended cut of one of Pinkie Pie’s songs. She was implied to be related to Twist (in JG, she was Twist’s aunt). If anyone can scare up the lyrics to this song, please do so for me! Because I forget where I found them.