Rainbow Dash: That was seriously fucked up! We almost died!
PP: So you agree?
RD: FUCK YES! THAT WAS INSANE! THAT WAS PURE LUCK! I WAS NOT IN CONTROL OF THAT SITUATION AT ALL!
(Plumb Pudding wails loudly and cries)
RD: (Hooves shaking) Oh Celestia, Plumb! Look at my hooves! Look at my fucking hooves! Do you see this shit!?
PP: Why…do you keep doing this to us!?
RD: I don’t know, Plumb! Maybe I’m an edge lord? Maybe I wanna die in an awesome way? I DON’T KNOW!!
(Plum Pudding bawls her eyes out)
RD: …We need a vacation…