Oh my God you actually ARE a pony princess from a parallel world of pony versions of us! I thought you were just really really high at first but then we saved the world and all but still I didn’t believe it until now! I told my mom the reason we got a week off school was because me and all of you fought a girl who turned into a monster with a prom crown, but all she did was get Doctor Discord to double my prescriptions even though I told her this wasn’t like the time The Great Gazoo told me to light the tool shed on fire but she didn’t believe me, so I decided I’d try that statue portal again and it actually worked! You ever have a camera where the batteries die so you turn it off for a while and then it works again for a bit? I think it’s like that, except with magic! And a portal! Like that game, but it takes me to another world and I don’t need high-fall boots even though they’d be really cool! So is it true the Celestia on this end is a towering behemoth god-pony? Wow, our principal really got screwed didn’t she? And what about you, why do you live in a library and not a castle if you’re a princess? And what about your dog, isn’t he a dragon here? So where’s the ‘me’ pony? There has to be a ‘me’ pony, right? Now that my mom’s not here to make me take my medicine I’m ready to PARTY!!!