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That day was the day, Twilight had to find her own guard pony as well as the the pony who she would have to spend the rest of her life, as a “Family”…

So she was nervous about who she’s going to choose, though she had a tiny crush on one certain Pegasus….

All the guards who applied to be Twilight’s ‘Personal Guard’, stood in a line for the Princess of Friendship to check on…

Twilight: Okay, colts! It’s time to check-

Somepony with a familiar voice: * from the end of the line of guards, annoyed * There’s mares too your Highness!

Twilight: * confused * ohhhkay then…

Colts and mares! Urr its time to check you all to find my ’Personal Guard’! * sigh, takes a list to take names, walks to the first guard *

to herself * I forgot that Celestia now let the mares to be guards too…. Eheh… sweating b-but… I’m.. Not… G-gga

First guard: are you okay your Highness…?

Twilight: YES! of course… Hehe…

[Time passes, Twilight is walking to the last guard, gazing at the list, but thinking]

Twilight: ** to herself * no one match for me!!! Even the mares! Eep! I’m not gay!!! Ugh… What am I gonna do…? Mayyyy be I’m gay only for one certain cyan coated, hot, awesome Pegasus~, who already is a WonderBolt and won’t like to be my guard AND the other part too… * sigh * NeverMIND! The last guard… If even THIS pony doesn’t match me I’m done with this!*
without taking her eyes off the list *

Ohhhkay, you… Name please?

Last guard: * giggles *

Twilight: * annoyed * ugh… I didn’t tell you to giggle! Tell me the name!!! * still staring at her list *

Last guard: ugh… Twi.. I.. Don’t think you have forgotten my name or something…? * giggles *

Twilight: mph!? * recognizes voice , looks up, blushing hard * R-R~~R-RAINBOW~~

Rainbow Dash: yeah… Yeah its me egghead! * puffs her chest out, blushes lightly *

Twilight: b-b-but!? You..???!!! Y-you wanna be… M-my.. Personal g-guard… TOO!?!?
To herself * OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG! I WANTED HER TO BE… HOW IN EQUESTRIA THIS FEATHER BRAIN READ MY MIND!?!? Ohnonononooo!!! I’m not gay!!! I.. Guess….

Rainbow Dash: * proudly * pfft… Why not, Twilly~???

Twilight: b-but… A personal guard becomes the ’L-Lifetime… PARTNER!’

Rainbow Dash: * shrugs * ehh… If ya want me to, Egghead~

Twilight: ** to herself * she-she-she… Asked me! To be her marefriend!?!?!? Nonono! Can’t be!!!* * blushing madly *

….

Rainbow Dash: * wild smile * date%? Your Highness %?

Twilight: * blinks twice *

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?!?!?!?

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*That day was the day, Twilight had to find her own guard pony as well as the the pony who she would have to spend the rest of her life, as a “Family”…* 
 
So she was nervous about who she’s going to choose, though she had a tiny crush on one certain Pegasus…. 
 
All the guards who applied to be Twilight’s ‘Personal Guard’, stood in a line for the Princess of Friendship to check on… 
 
**Twilight:** Okay, colts! It’s time to check- 
 
**Somepony with a familiar voice:** * **from the end of the line of guards, annoyed** * There’s mares too your Highness! 
 
**Twilight:** * **confused** * ohhhkay then… 
 
Colts and mares! Urr its time to check you all to find my 'Personal Guard’! * **sigh, takes a list to take names, walks to the first guard** * 
 
* **to herself** * I forgot that Celestia now let the mares to be guards too…. Eheh… **sweating** b-but… I’m.. Not… G-g~~ga~~ 
 
**First guard:** are you okay your Highness…? 
 
**Twilight:** YES! of course… Hehe… 
 
[Time passes, Twilight is walking to the last guard, gazing at the list, but thinking] 
 
**Twilight:** ** **to herself** * no one match for me!!! Even the mares! Eep! I’m not gay!!! Ugh… What am I gonna do…? Mayyyy be I’m gay only for one certain cyan coated, hot, awesome Pegasus~, who already is a WonderBolt and won’t like to be my guard AND the other part too… * **sigh** * NeverMIND! The last guard… If even THIS pony doesn’t match me I’m done with this!* 
 
* **without taking her eyes off the list** * 
 
Ohhhkay, you… Name please? 
 
**Last guard**: * **giggles** * 
 
**Twilight:** * **annoyed** * ugh… I didn’t tell you to giggle! Tell me the name!!! * **still staring at her list** *  
 
**Last guard:** ugh… Twi.. I.. Don’t think you have forgotten my name or something…? * **giggles** * 
 
**Twilight:** mph!? * **recognizes voice , looks up, blushing hard** * R-R~~R-RAINBOW~~ 
 
**Rainbow Dash:** yeah… Yeah its me egghead! * **puffs her chest out, blushes lightly** * 
 
**Twilight:** b-b-but!? You..???!!! Y-you wanna be… M-my.. Personal g-guard… TOO!?!? 
 
* **To herself** * *OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG! I WANTED HER TO BE… HOW IN EQUESTRIA THIS FEATHER BRAIN READ MY MIND!?!? Ohnonononooo!!! I’m not gay!!! I.. Guess….* 
 
**Rainbow Dash:** * **proudly** * pfft… Why not, Twilly~??? 
 
**Twilight:** b-but… A personal guard becomes the 'L-Lifetime… PARTNER!’ 
 
**Rainbow Dash:** * **shrugs** * ehh… If ya want me to, Egghead~ 
 
**Twilight:** ** **to herself** * she-she-she… Asked me! To be her marefriend!?!?!? Nonono! Can’t be!!!* * **blushing madly** * 
 
…. 
 
**Rainbow Dash:** * **wild smile** * date%? Your Highness %? 
 
**Twilight:** * **blinks twice** * 
 
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?!?!?!?

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