To play the shitty games that suck ass
She’d rather have a Parasprite
Eat up every single thing she holds dear
She’d rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a dragon’s corpse and down it with beer
She’s the angriest pony you’ve ever met
She’s the Angry Nintendo Egghead
She’s the Angry Atari Sega Egghead
She’s the Angry Video Game Egghead