It was twenty blinks ago today,  
Sgt. Pinkie taught the band to play!  
They were bouncing in and out of style,  
But they tot’lly gonna raise a smile!  
So, may I introduce to you,  
The act you’ve known for the past minutes!  
Sgt. Pinkie’s Lonely Hooves Club Band!
 
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We’re Sgt. Pinkie’s Lonely Hooves Club Band!  
We hope you will enjoy the show!  
Sgt. Pinkie’s Lonely Hooves Club Band!  
Bounce back and let the evening go!
 
dun dun dun duuuun
 
Sgt. Pinkie’s Lonely, Sgt. Pinkie’s Lonely,  
Sgt. Pinkie’s Lonely Hooves Club Band!
 
It’s wonderful to be here  
It’s certainly a thrill  
You’re such a lovely audience  
We’d like to take you home with us, we’d love to take you home!
 
I don’t really want to stop the show  
But I thought that you might like to know  
That the pink one’s going to sing a song!  
And she wants you all to sing along!  
So let me introduce to you,  
The one and only Pinkie Shears!  
And Sgt. Pinkie’s Lonely Hooves Club Band!
 
Piiiiiiiiinkie Sheeaaaaars!