(story extract)
 
I groaned, getting to my hooves. Long distance teleportation was hard enough, without needed to carry along two others. I fished out another spark battery, plugging it into my temple. Oh yeah, thats the stuff. The energy flowed through the various wires in my skull and horn, a few sparks flying from my horn as it hummed lightly back to life. I tossed the dead battery into my saddle-bag. Never know when I might find a workbench. I turned to face the mare, who simply stood, aghast.
 
WHAT THE FUCK- She stopped suddenly, her pupils going small. Oh crap. She muttered, rushing over to a microphone lying on the table. And, heh, ah, that was uh You know what; lets listen to that one again! She placed the needle back on the record, flipping a switch. The light on the microphone flipped from green to red. She turned back to us, Twintails shakily getting up, making sure not to put any weight on his splinted leg. What the heck are you doing here?
 
We looked back and forth between ourselves. Uh eheh, I guess my calculations were wrong. I blushed. I was trying to get us back to Mooscow. I pulled up the map on my Pip-Buck. A small gear icon popped up, the words Stable 92 beneath it. Well, we were at least half way to Mooscow. I guess I just needed more power for the jump. Ooh, and were right next to the Sunset Sarsparilla- no wait, better ignore that. I dont need a refresher to why I should shoot Twintails in the face.
 
Youre still a ways away from there. The DJ said, then taking notice of Twintails injured leg. Ah, hey, are you alright? She stepped towards Twintails. There are still a bunch of healing potions in the medical bays, if you need one.
 
If you really dont mind sparing a couple, I dont think two ponies crashing on top of it really helped. He winced as he shifted his weight a little onto his broken leg. I can still walk, at least. He slowly walked over to us, shaking his head a little. Ugh I dont think pegasi were meant to teleport like that.
 
Alright, let me just set up the next song. The mare said, levitating another record onto the player as the current song died down. There we are. Names Hi-Fi by the way… or, ‘Bert the Turtle’, depending on who’s asking. She trotted over to the door, it opening automatically as she approached. We followed behind her, Tom and I walking behind Twintails. Honestly, youre lucky this Stable even has a medical bay. I heard there were some that didnt even have bathrooms. Oooookay, didnt need that idea planted in my head.