Click here to become a pony

@Zaknel  
And twice as much, too.

You now clop with every step

pet meh

@Anonymous #0F01  

@Anonymous #0F01  
Shut up abbo

I just wanna know what to do with my cloppy hooves.

Three words. Dragon.

Huh… traps are still gay. I thought it would be different in horse land.

@Quick Fix  
Tis the law of the land, if it has a dick it makes you gay.

@Quick Fix  
Being a pony just makes it gayer.

but if I’m a pony, who’s flying the plane?

@Jomok0  
Me.

@Jomok0  
The plane is now a pegasus. A really, really big one.

@Officer Hotpants  
Officer no, that’s vore. Bad heated legwear.

@Boxless  
Who said you’d be riding in the stomach?

@Officer Hotpants  
That’s not the only point of storage, and you know it.

@Boxless  
You’re riding in the cargo hold, my friend.

@Officer Hotpants  
Pegasi don’t have those.

Where can I ride?

@Boxless  
The mares do.
 
 
@Zaknel  
Cockpit.

@Officer Hotpants  
False.

I am a pony! I have rights!

@Boxless  
True. It’s right past the cockpit.
 
@Zaknel  
You have the right to be adorable.

Who may I be cute for?