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“If I was any taller I could shit on you like a seagull. I wouldn’t though. That would be unbecoming of a prince of the forest.”  
“I have trouble believing that.”  
“That I wouldn’t?”  
“That you’re a prince.”
 
 
I wanted the Elves to be just tall enough to walk right over the Dwarves. And if they have to bop them in the head to complete the trip, oh well. They’ll do it too. Elves are jerks.

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